HelperBrain

Productivity apps are built for neurotypical brains β€” they make you feel guilty for not using them. HelperBrain is a local, offline, zero-shame executive-function sandbox: an externalized prefrontal cortex that celebrates every win and punishes exactly nothing.

🧠Dump everything One big box. Type the whole mess β€” a tiny AI on your computer sorts it into buckets and sizes each task, instantly.
πŸͺ„Make it stupidly small Scary task? One click turns it into steps so tiny they're impossible to fail, with a gentle 15-minute focus timer and company while you work.
⏱Honest time It learns how long things really take you and quietly adjusts every estimate. No judgment β€” just physics.
🫧Stuck or spiraling? A dopamine menu for bored brains, and a vent box that validates first and never lectures β€” and is never saved.
πŸ”’ Why local matters: the AI runs on your own GPU and the logic runs in WebAssembly in this tab. Your dumps, rants, and stats never touch a server β€” no account, no cloud, no telemetry. Privacy is what makes it safe to be honest.
βš™οΈ checking this browser…
The brain loads itself: a one-time ~0.7 GB download, cached by your browser (Chrome/Edge, WebGPU).
You don't have to wait β€” start now and it finishes in the background. Everything works either way.
Curious how a whole AI app fits in one tab? How it works Β· About

HelperBrain

your externalized prefrontal cortex β€” local, private, zero shame
0 open brain: not loaded
⌘/Ctrl+Enter to sort · ⌘/Ctrl+K from anywhere to jump here
πŸ”’ Everything on this page is processed on this device β€” your dumps, rants, and stats never leave it. No server, no account, no telemetry.
15:00
stopping early is allowed. starting was the win.
How long does your gut say this takes?
✏️ Edit task
changing the time resets any ⏱ block β€” it was based on the old size
Dopamine menu
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Vent β€” get it out
If you're thinking about hurting yourself, please reach a human: call or text 988 (US) β€” they're good.
πŸŒ… Weekly reset
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πŸ—Ί Journey
North stars
Up to five dreams that actually matter. Small tasks link to them, so tiny days still move big things.
Momentum β€” last 30 days
Evening lines
β˜€οΈ Today's ONE thing
Pick one. Everything else becomes optional β€” that's the trick.
πŸ’Ύ Backup & restore
Save
Restore or paste the blob below
Restoring replaces what's currently on the board.